Women. *Sigh*

I'm here to chew gum and Spread The Awesome. And I'm out of gum.

- Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl that would least likely give him STD.

- Guys are more emotional than you think. if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try because you stayed in the kitchen longer than the others. =(

- Guys go crazy over a girl's smile because the chest isn't too far from there.

- A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you cook for.

- Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?. oh never mind." would make him pretend to care.

- If a guy tells you about his problems, listen and improve yourself. You're the cause.

- A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when they realize your existence.

- Guys love you more than you love them. And we're good liars.

- Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he's an expert.

- If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he's imitating you.

- If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's stoned.

- When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, you must have made a fucking a good sandwich.

- When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he has another girl.

- When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something like "Those can't be real."

- Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are mad confusing when they see one out of the kitchen.

- Guys would give the world for a girl that doesn't talk back.

- No guy can handle all his problems on his own. Cleaning the house, washing the clothes, cooks the food are what you're here for.

- Not all guys are rude. What the fuck? Who came up with this? What a load of crap.

- When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to talk to you, you'd better be ready to give him a royal treatment.

- Even if you dump a guy months ago you'd still be thinking about him because now you're either with a worse guy or alone.

I'm done.
Afan.