Emotionless, save one. Lustless, save none.

Still Awesome.

Sad enough to say that alone I can barely light a match. But together we can burn this place down.

Wasn't the case barely a month ago. I can take on the world (though hard) while laughing hysterically. Now, I don't know. I.. need her.

I have.. changed.

I am 0.0(add as many zeroes here)1% human now.

Almost lost it when bloody C₁₉H₂₈O₂ took over and won. Briefly. A providential and timely act of vehement volition from her saved us. Saved her. From me. I only wished I was as virile. Apologies in repeat. Forgiveness given. A benign being as always. Swore, yes, swore, as in, oath, not cursing, to Perfection and myself; "This will never happen again."

Thoughts of getting rid of my- no. Then I, we, can't have kids. Hah. So, no. I.. extricate(?) the concupiscence and venereal appetite instead. For now at least. Which I never knew was possible.

Anywho, was contemplating on writing something that would irrefutably incite Mr.Cliché and Mr.Cheesy. (Read: "Aww~ So sweet~.", *melts*, et ceteras.) So, no. *Coughs* It deserves its own post *Coughs*

I'm done.
Afan.

Bigot In Jacket

Rants starts here:

If a picture is worth a thousand words. Thousands of them equals millions. Plainspoken, no one reads that much. Am I right? Of course. At least have the decency in you to put meaningful pictures. The sight of your face, with an idiot just like you by your side, in different angles are not meaningful. No. Camwhoring, as it is coined nowadays, is a plague. A word that has 'whore' in it is always a bad thing.

"But it's for keepsakes and memories. I want to remember the day I did nothing significant to this world." It's no objet d'art. Not worth it. Illusions of grandeur anyways. Nothing lasts long enough. Take of your rose-coloured glass now.

Felt an iota of "why aren't you dead?" emotion. Impertinent to prior harangue. Credits to dreaded greetings after limning and delineating of a padlock. Are you not the one expecting papers of certification and a picture of me in robe and grotesque hat accepting said papers? Die already. Everything is wrong to you. I might as well just make everything wrong.

End rant.

I now have a reason to live. Or die. Same thing. Perfection in the form of a human. A female, to be precise. No, not a *gag* girlfriend. You wouldn't understand.

"Mom, I kind of got married and forgot to tell you. Oh, I think she's pregnant." - A hilarious thought that I am so tempted to actualize. Looks involving widened eyes, raised brow, gaped mouth, stuttering utterance and repetition of "What?", is always priceless. Count me in.

I'm done.
Afan.

Rooftop, Smoke Rings and Waltz

Perfection.

I'm done.
Afan.

Women. *Sigh*

I'm here to chew gum and Spread The Awesome. And I'm out of gum.

- Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl that would least likely give him STD.

- Guys are more emotional than you think. if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try because you stayed in the kitchen longer than the others. =(

- Guys go crazy over a girl's smile because the chest isn't too far from there.

- A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you cook for.

- Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?. oh never mind." would make him pretend to care.

- If a guy tells you about his problems, listen and improve yourself. You're the cause.

- A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when they realize your existence.

- Guys love you more than you love them. And we're good liars.

- Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he's an expert.

- If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he's imitating you.

- If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's stoned.

- When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, you must have made a fucking a good sandwich.

- When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he has another girl.

- When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something like "Those can't be real."

- Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are mad confusing when they see one out of the kitchen.

- Guys would give the world for a girl that doesn't talk back.

- No guy can handle all his problems on his own. Cleaning the house, washing the clothes, cooks the food are what you're here for.

- Not all guys are rude. What the fuck? Who came up with this? What a load of crap.

- When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to talk to you, you'd better be ready to give him a royal treatment.

- Even if you dump a guy months ago you'd still be thinking about him because now you're either with a worse guy or alone.

I'm done.
Afan.