Truth.

I agree, but we are a very intolerant society. "Indie" was cool for a while but now that everyone's doing it, we get sick of it. I'm even sick of the whole indie movement, mainly because it's more pretentious than anything mainstream. This happens in all generations, it's nothing new. It just seems more bothersome now because many of us are geeks and nerds. The pretentious indie crowd have invaded our turf and are using our interests and hobbies as their own. This irks us, those of us who are true geeks, who were made fun of in school, who grew up and continued to have these geeky interests and sometimes are still made fun of, who will be made fun of once the whole "geek is cool" fad dies off.

-Random Poster in Gamefaqs message board.

I'm done.
Afan.

Afan's Hour

I help the environment by switching off the lights for 12 hours from 7.00 A.M. to 7.00 P.M. Beat that.

Switching off your lights tomorrow night wouldn't mean a thing. It just shows that you're slaves to the media. "Oh look at me. I'm doing what the TV hyped about. I am certified cool. Oh yeah, I care about Earth too. Forgot about that." Then why do you still exist?

You don't become the saviour of the world by reducing the use of electricity. To really help, kill yourself. Global warming has one and only one solution: Genocide of the idiots.

My studies have shown that idiots generate 100% more heat merely from their existence. Help Earth, kill idiots. Since the world is made up of 98% of idiots, this will result in the human population to decrease to approximately 120,000,000. That's still a lot of people. But that's more than enough for humans.

So tomorrow, switch off your lights from 8.30 P.M. to 9.30 P.M to show respect to me. For I am a messiah and I have opened your eyes.

Here's the tl;dr version:

Less people=Less pollution=No global warming. Ergo, I'm a genius.

I'm done.
Afan.