Afan's Hour

I help the environment by switching off the lights for 12 hours from 7.00 A.M. to 7.00 P.M. Beat that.

Switching off your lights tomorrow night wouldn't mean a thing. It just shows that you're slaves to the media. "Oh look at me. I'm doing what the TV hyped about. I am certified cool. Oh yeah, I care about Earth too. Forgot about that." Then why do you still exist?

You don't become the saviour of the world by reducing the use of electricity. To really help, kill yourself. Global warming has one and only one solution: Genocide of the idiots.

My studies have shown that idiots generate 100% more heat merely from their existence. Help Earth, kill idiots. Since the world is made up of 98% of idiots, this will result in the human population to decrease to approximately 120,000,000. That's still a lot of people. But that's more than enough for humans.

So tomorrow, switch off your lights from 8.30 P.M. to 9.30 P.M to show respect to me. For I am a messiah and I have opened your eyes.

Here's the tl;dr version:

Less people=Less pollution=No global warming. Ergo, I'm a genius.

I'm done.
Afan.