Poseur

*Poses*

No. Here's the definition courtesy of the interwebz;

Noun

Pronunciation : /pO.z9R/

Poseur (plural poseurs)

1. One who affects some behaviour, style, attitude or other condition, often to impress or influence others.

I've been labeled as one which made me spit milk out of my nose while, well, while drinking milk and sitting in my front of the computer. Thank you Sarah Zain. I actually tend to get people annoyed and offend everyone that I can which is just antithetical. Not that I'm trying to do it to you now Sarah. I like you. You're hilarious. Makes my zygomaticus muscles contract. That sounded rather... wrong. Nevertheless, if I'm le poseur. Pose I shall. Yes, to annoy you. I am grinning now. Yes, I am well aware that the combination of the parentheses and colon or equal signs resemble a smile. Tilted 90°. Sort of. But I refuse to use it so it just mind-fucks the lot of you.

Blog has been passed around to minors. Oh I will be guilty of corrupting young minds. I don't mind at all. I too, am young. No? Oh...

Everything's (freaky, Matt Bellamy sang "Everything..~" when I typed that. Irrelevant, yes. Can you do anything about it? Exactly.)-- I forgot what I was thinking. That's a first.

Am I losing my touch? Shit.

Haylie, I find myself entirely transfixed upon Cupid's shaft.

I'm done.
Afan.