Background Check

The last time this happened was when the government saw me as a potential threat that would disrupt the balance of the world. No, not really.

They should though.

What now? Oh yes. Friends of Perfection decided to do a background check I suppose? Hence the title.

Here's what they have found:

Name: Afan. Not good enough.
Full name: Doesn't matter. Not good enough.
Age: College student. Not good enough.
Dislikes: A lot that conflicts with what Perfection likes. Not good enough.
Looks: No picture. Not good enough.
Anything good: None. Not good enough.

Not good enough. Not good enough. Not good enough.

*Stamps imaginary NOT GOOD ENOUGH stamp on imaginary Not Good Enough documents*

Yes, I myself think that I am not good enough. But then again, that's entirely up to her.

I'm done.
Afan.